Just listened to the awesome Kate Gregory's recent DotNetRocks show. Here are f a few funny quotes from the show.

"Typing is so 2002" (re: intellisense)

"I am a device for converting caffeine into code"  (re: soda for breakfast)

"Be scared of Enterprise Services" Why? Becuase MS's recommendation is don't use it unless you really really need it!

"If you believe that there is a little guy in your computer who kind of runs around and carries things around for you, you're going to have a much better time in my course."