Rather than drive up my nice, short, paved driveway to drop off some small envelope-sized packages, the DHL guy sticks one of their honker envelopes to the side of my painted mailbox. My green mailbox. The green is paint. Now I have a foot long 1/2 inch high stripe from trying to peel the darned thing off.

Hello? Duh!!!! Yes I called them. I think I need to bill them for all of my wasted time...